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I suddenly woke up. Having hard time breathing. Argh! Twinkle is happily sleeping on my neck... effectively cutting some of my air. Oh man! I just slept for an hour and a half. And I went back to sleep without moving a muscle so the poor darling could have her beauty sleep uninterrupted. Later at three, Twinkle was purring so loud that I woke up again.. and I also hear some squirting sounds... hmmm.
Then at nine in the morning, I heard my mom calling me at my window... she was locked out because she forgot her keys at the car repair shop.
What about my beauty sleep?!
So woke up. Went to do some gardening. Swam. Stained the deck. Write my daily doings which Twinkle accidentally erased. Yeah.
Then stepda came home. Saw Twinkle.
"What's with the cat", he asked. "You know I'm allergic to them. Dendrites. Give me 5 minutes... and you'll see".
About an hour later and the cat was safely hidden in my room, step da said his goodnights with a healthy parlor. Went to their room.
Later, I felt sleepy too and went upstairs. Twinkle was in my bed. Then I went out, with him bounding behind me, to the bathroom. I brushed my teeth and something, and when I came out he was eating again. Oh no! argh! What the hell. So I called him to the room. Read my book while I left him doing jumps all over my room. Later he climb my bed and slept on my pillow when an unmistakable stench drifted to my nose.
Shit.
Literally.
I grabbed him and smelled his behind thinking this cat don't know how to clean himself. When I didn't smell a thing, except inhaling his furs, I smelled the stench on the other side of my bed. Oh shit. I started rearranging my bedroom. And he was just sitting there with his droopy eyes thinking what got up my ass.
Aha! I found the treasure! Yeah and I washed it off then threw it in the laundry basket downstairs. When I went up again I saw him sitting in front of his basin and was about to eat again, when I grabbed him. Oh no you don't, I mumbled to myself. I don't want to have a repeat performance thank you.



tragedically insomiac