All Bark and no Bite

Sitting up, I saw that I was the only one left on the room. It's already 8:30. Giving a yawn, I searched for my cellphone which is buried beneath the mountain of pillows and dolls I have on my bed. Hearing the bell of my cellphone's keychain, the others knew that I was already up. Going down to wash my face, I saw someone was using the phone. Squinting hard, I stared at the person's back.
"We need to borrow your phone", our neighbor told me.
"Oh", It took me about a couple of minutes to remember who I was talking to. "Sorry. Not quite awake yet." Then went to the bathroom to wash and brush.
"Atching, I shelled some shells for you," Yen said.
"You can have it. Not hungry." I said.
Patting her belly she said she can't because she just had five platefull of rice with the shell and she's bursting.
So I went to the computer room. Alain was there playing Ragnarok. I just sat beside him and asked what's new.
It seems my character knight has achieved level 99.
Later I told him that we need to get dressed.
Why?
We are going to watch a movie. What else?
While dressing Yen asked me where I got my black peasant skirt. I told her the day me, Na, Isnit, and Raymund went shopping. She told me that she was supposed to buy me the skirt.
Oh. You can buy me another one.
Na-ah.
Putting on my strapping black sandals with wooden platforms. I stood up.
Yen looked up at me and said that I'm too tall.
Yes, with this shoes I'm almost six feet. But it's the only one that goes with my skirt. And I always dressed in one color.
I'm even wearing my big black ring.
Later, when we where in the car Yen found a pack of Macadamia Chocolates.
It seems Dad is eating chocolates on the sly. Of course we gave him one of our sermons about diabetes and stuff along the way.
Five minutes before ten, we were already in Sm. And the doors were still closed. So we just stood there on the bridge and chatted with each other.
Exactly ten, the doors were opened. Alain went to buy tickets while I accompanied Nana and Yenyen to Ideal to have their eyeglasses fixed.
And of course Yen can't helped doing some window shopping, which is why we weren't able to watch the first ten minutes of The Brothers Grimm.
After the movie dad, beig diabetic and all, got hungry that he wanted to eat at Cabalen because they had a eat all you can promo.
So after pigging out. Nana wanted to watch another movie. I of course don't wanna, knowing I'll be watching a movie this week sooner than I wanted to. Yen said that she's going to have her hair cut. Alain gave a go sign to watched a movie. Dad said he'll just come back for us when we are done but changed his mind.
So we went and watched The Cave. Except Yen who's going to get a haircut.
After the movie we went directly home.
When we got home dad said he wants to dye his hair. I volunteered for the job, because I'm wearing black so it doesn't matter if it gets messy.
Later, Nana stood beside me and watched.
"It's a sad day indeed, when you can brush your hair with a toothbrush", I told her with an English accent.
She giggled silently because dad was already nodding off.
After the dye job I went back to the computer room. Later Nana called me to say that we should go out and walk the dogs. I changed into some decent jogging pants and called Yen too.
Nana went roller blading. I just stood there, not knowing what to do. So went back in and got the skipping rope.
After the fourth time the rope went around me in a way that it wasn't supposed to, I gave up and sat at the lawn and just watched the dogs. Faulkirk was skipping and hopping like mad. Inori was just walking to and fro in her dainty way.
Later Yen came out bringing two badminton rackets. She asked me where the shuttle cock is. Pointing, she saw it was stuck at the conjucture of the electric wirings of Meralco where it met it's dreadful fate the day me and Alain played aggresively against each other.
"Well, throw a stone at it." She suggested.
"And have the villagers bat sticks at us when we accidentally cut off the village's electricity? No thank you." I said.
Luckily Nana remembered we have another shuttle cock. I went in and got it.
Later while playing, there came some bunch of kids from our neighbor's party passing by. Seeing Faulkirk, one kids asked me if it's a snowdog. I said yeah. Does it bite? No.
When they passed, me and Yen continued our game.
Later they came back and they where bringing styrofoams containing spaghetti. One kid was saying "Snowdog" in a loud voice and about them not biting. When they passed by, Inori and Faulkirk just stood there and watched them. Then the mischievious bunch goaded Faulkirk. I jokingly ordered Faulkirk to bite them.
Faulkirk just lolled out her tongue.
Then ten meters away one of the kid shouted in a funny English "Bite me baby! Bite me! Bite Me!"
Yen's eyes went wide with laughter. I was weird hearing it from a kid that age.
So I shouted back. "Chowchows are fierce creatures."
Then I sic Inori on them.

Later Yen got tired so Nana was my next opponent. In a heated battle, we exchanged insults and movie dialogues.
She started with her dailogue of the week, "Rasssspberry? I don't see any rassspberry."
"My god man, it's there fighting for it's life!"
"And on that shore, Immmortality. Take it! It's yours!"
"Look at that, you pompous old bag. Do you know her? I've never seen her before."
"I was called here my humans, who wish to pay me tribute"
"Tribute? But you steal man's soul, and make them your slave. Man doesn't need an ill savior such as you."
"Enough talk! Have at you!"
When the game ended, I shouted to Nana. "Well done pig. Well done."
So, how manyof these lines do you know?