More than a Year of Update

Okay. Sure I have my lazy days, but 13 months? Mmmm. Yeap, that's me. And since I'm still in my sloth phase, I'll enumerate the highlights of the year that passed:

::I was drunk. Many times. Learned drinking beer.
::Gained weight abroad, that my sisters started to watch everything I ate. Got tired of their nagging that I decided to diet. Lost twenty pounds in two months. I am now at 115 pounds. This is thinnest I've been since I got my period. Now I buy tops in medium or small sizes. Even bough a slacks in XS size. Waste line is twenty-four inches. And I got to wear mini skirt.
::Got a MacPro for a birthday gift from my step dad.
::Kicked Roy out of my life.
::Vuy and I are not speaking to each other. I just got tired one day of his misanthropic views. Sigh, if only we could sue someone here in the Philippines for emotional distress...
::Witness Isnit's fainting episode when his belly was pierced by an incompetent piercer.
::Saw Raymund's Vuyish side.
::Got new admirers.
::Got another stalker. One that really owned up to being one.
::Quit playing online games. Mostly my life revolves around DotA and being lazy this days.
::Had the end of my hair dyed red. And I can even sport a short bangs.
::I toured the major parts of Ilocos in my mom's non-air conditioning pick-up.
::I pose for my sister's photo trip as a star-apple selling whore.
::I went to gaybars for more than I can count.
::Fetched my step-sister from a hotel cause she and her lover don't have enough cash to bail out.
::I know now where Payatas is. And how it smells.
::Then had my red highlights covered in blue but came out as black.
::Found out that my weirdo/maniac magnet hasn't diminished one bit.
::My red highlights are coming out again.
::Currently have a boyfriend, who is:
• My brother’s friend since high school.
• Which means he’s three years my junior.
• Six footer, lean and tanned. Just the way I like my men.
• Prefers girls that acts like guys. That’s why he has a crush on me since he found out I was a tomboy.
• “Torpe”.
• Weird.
• Looks like a Satanist.
• Idolizes Jesus, because he believes that one must love thy enemies.
• His facial hair differs per season.
• A smoker since he was nine, but now is trying to quit.
• A very emotional and sensitive person inside. Which is weird in itself because it’s the farthest thing you will think when you look at him.
• Have weird sitting position.
• Lucky when it comes to cards.
• Unlucky when it comes to games with strategies.
• Obsess in cuddling and touching.
• Surprisingly sweet.
• Tried trimming my hair which came out too short to be called a trim.
::Which means all my red highlights are gone.
::Got a real job.
::Declared I was quitting before reaching a month.
::They didn't let me quit.
::Pass my resignation before the second month ended.

::But lo and behold, I'm still working.