Amused

Woke up today, with my step dad singing his lungs out, "jeproks" just out of my bedroom door. And I saw that it was still dark, so I dived again at my comfortable nest. Guess my stepda wasn't giving up on me; he came back with a guitar and struck some chords. I squint at my clock seeing it's past twelve in the afternoon.
Of course my room is dark... Why hibernate if it's all sunny? I love the gloom. Which explains my allergic reaction when I go out on the sun with no dark glasses. I even water plants with my sunglasses on.
I got out of bed and swaggered to the closet to get some clothes because the door has no luck and I was only wearing my panties and put on my chinese robe and drank my grape juice and went out of my room.
I’m not a morning person, even if I wake up at lunch.
Glancing at the windows with heavy curtains I saw that it was dark and raining outside. Perfect. Suits my mood.
Then sat at the table and had the mistake of stuffing myself. I'm a pig. No, I’m a fat pig.
After putting the dishes at the dishwasher I brushed my teeth and went down. Sat on my computer did the site. Which took me forever until the browser won't work because I exceeded the allocated memory. As if I’m building an empire here.
Then I watch discovery channel with my mom and ate her homemade canned peaches which has a suspiciously soap-taste-like ingredient.
I hope they wouldn't find me dead tomorrow at my bed. I could be in rigor mortis by dawn and they won't know until tea time in the afternoon.
And I didn't went to church today.
I know where my soul belongs.
Sebi kept on badgering me to see him on his web cam. Yeah. When I did, I rolled on the carpet giggling. Which is unusual.
Told him that he looks like my friend Jeff... He said he would kill him then because he is unique. Pshaw.
Ahh I need my milk and Kahlua before I go to bed. Yap drink.



tragedically crazy