Damn Dog

It was raining pretty hard today. So the first moment the sun shone, me and my second sister got our stuff for walking around. Taking pity on Barbarita, I got her out of her cage and tied her to my scooter. Then started her hellish round on our village. Faulkirk being Faulkirk, didn't need to be leashed. First chance we got out Barbarita got very excited started running for the hell of it, dragging me on the scooter. Sensing her overflowing excitement I hold on for my dear life. Twenty meters away she swirved. Running 120mph, I lost my balance and flipped. Dove. Like a baseball player diving for the base.
Safe!
Seconds later, gathering my wits I found my face on the wet asphalt. Flipped on my back. Found Faulkirk sitting beside me and the culprit yapping far away. I started laughing. The waterman saw me and ask me if I was hurt. Grinning idiotically I said I still can't feel a thing but found some of my parts were bleeding. Just gave a sigh, thinking I'm too old for this. The waterman seeing Nana, said that I was around the corner, hurt. She found me still siting on the wet dirt laughing at myself.
So much for walking the dog.

tragedically hurt