God's mistake...

After doing nothing, I decided to head to the next corner and play at Kuya Jame's shop.
The place was humid and jampack, that you can smell a lot of undesired things. Wanting to be comfortable I wore my daily outfit.
A large t-shirt and long shorts and slippers.
I was playing Ragnarok for a couple of hours already when the neighborhood gays came filing in.
Ate Ching!
Serenity squealed. Then she came over my corner and started talking nonstop. Later she/he started flirting on the guy on my left who was also playing the same game as me.
So she/he kept on and on.
Later the guy said that if only he were God, Serenity would be balastic because he's gonna change her into a woman.
Then he looked at me.
And he said "You too will be happy if I were God".
"And why is that?" I asked.
"So you can be a man."
My mind went... huh?
"Why would I like to be a man? Enlighten me please."
"Aren't you a Tibo?"
"Last time I checked... no." was my amused reply.
"Oh. Oh i see. Could I have your number then?"