Financing Life

I just noticed that I'm missing some post. But it doesn't matter anyway.
Between Raine's wedding and today, I have live in perpetual indolence.
Same old same old. That's how I answer everytime somebody ask me how I am, while my mind is whispering... "Same shit. Different day."
It rained today. Well I wouldn't actually call it rain because it was like a fifty minute thunderstorm.
There was lightning forks, roaring thunderstorms, and it-could-blow-away-your-undies kind of wind.
It gave me a nostalgically happy feeling. Sadly happy in other words. Sadly happy... hmm.
I gave Aeon, my more than seven feet Burmese python, a bath on the canal where the water from the drain pipes flows. Yeah, she was enjoying it. She was enjoying it so much that she pukes water all over me while I was drying her with a towel. I just hope she doesn't catch a cold. When she has a cold you could hear her hissing all the time. And it bothers me when I'm sleeping. But then she won't be able to sleep with me tonight because Ate Nida is back from the hospital and she ask if she could sleep in our room because of the aircon. And Ate Nida is scared of snakes. And she's pregnant so that means we couldn't have that, could we?
It's the devil. That's what she says all the time.
Yeah! I sleep with the devil.
Man, I don't have any money anymore. It means I can't just go and watch three movies in a day. Sigh, I'm trying to think where all my money went. Hmmm, yeah there's my cellphone, yeah yeah my dad gave me money but I bought one which exceded his allowance so that means I have to add money. The water tank on the house, I paid for that. My cellphone bills are being paid by dad's credit card. My credit card which I never use except for groceries and that washing machine. Ahh yeah RO prepaid cards. Ahh shopping, even if I loathe it. My niece's 18th surprise birthday party. Five grand so that my dog could get laid. And another three grand for her papers. And another grand for registering. Gas for the car. The people I feed. Money for the house. And I don't even work. And oh, that thirty grand for paying a seventeen old kid to assissinate my dad's nubile girlfriend, who may I add is way younger than me. He made it look like a robbery gone bad. That was a big chunk out of my life savings, but it was worth it.
Naah the last one wasn't true.
But it could be.
But you'll never know that would you?