Bump the Gate

Yeah, I'm in pain.
Went skateboarding this afternoon after the rain stopped. Just on the garage, because the car wasn't around and I'm wearing short shorts and no panties. Going out on my state of undress could create a ruckus.
It could also be the highlight of my day. Hmmm.
Yeah, so there I was speeding on the garage, nearing the gate I step on the kicktail of the board for brakes, when it hit a puddle of water. It went skidding. The board flew and I toppled over. After toppling I went rolling on my side like soldiers on Ghost Recon only in a fast forward version. One. Two. Three. Bam. I slammed hard on the lower grills of our gate where every passerby saw me laughing like a loon.
"Told you!"
Was the first thing I heard. It was Ate Nida who shouted her disgust near the grotto where she was waiting for her archenemy Lilybeth to come out from her cave.
Picking myself up I said that everybody falls. I didn't even to bother to dust myself. My dog is cleanier than me.
So I was about to give it another run when my body complained- oho, no, no thank you.
Damn.
Such rotten luck. And I was about to have my monthlies too. That means I'll be having a lot of unknown bruises. My whole left side could be yellow and violet tomorrow thanks to its contact with the gate.
So I went inside the house thinking that I was better off playing the the piano.