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This is a story of a really pretty girl I know who passed the board exam in a single try.
She was one of the easily prettiest candidate for a beauty pageant here in our town that she became instantly the darling of the crowd.
In the question and answer portion, there were two rounds.
When she was called forth the audience went into frenzy.
One of the panel of judges raised her resume’ and said, “It says here that you like to paint.”
“Yes, sir.” She readily answered.
“What do you like to paint?”, the same judge asked.
“Nude, sir.” She said.
“Why nude?”, same judge.
There was a second of silence. “Um… umm… umm.”, she stammered then she answered, “Because I like painteng of the nudeng in the eveneng.”
And the crowd goes wild!
“Ay eng-eng!” someone screamed.
Second round of question. Another judge.
“If you’ll lose one of your senses what do you prefer?”
She struck a pose and answered, “Sense of humor sir!”.
The judge taking pity on her explained… “sense of hearing, sight, smell…”
For an answer, she stuck out her left hand and made a chopping motion by her elbow and answered loudly on the microphone, “Sense of hand, Sir! Thank you!”
After that she didn’t show at school for days.
The following year, she tried participating in an another pageant.
Fortunately, she was given the same question.
“What if you need to remove one of your senses. What would you like it to be?”
Confidently she answered, “Common sense!”