The Biodata

“Ching.” Leah called me.
“Yes?” I asked from my position from the sink.
“Isn’t Jun very fickle when it comes to relationships?” Leah asked.
“Oh. Jun is the renowned playboy of this restaurant.” I assured her.
“Okay,” Jun said “but would you agree that Leah is the playgirl of this restaurant too?”
“100%”, I answered.
“How about Matet?” Leah asked.
“What did I do?” Matet asked.
“Matet,” I started in a suspenseful tone, “is the lesbian and DOM magnet.”
“And you?”
“Definitely weirdo and maniac magnet.”
“How about Barag?”, Matet asked.
“Gay magnet. We’ve seen proof of that!” I said laughing.
“How about Kuya Bong?”
“Oh? He’s definitely a girl repellant!”.