Ego of Balls

Wooo. I love paintball.
This time around I gave it to the opposing team. No consideration for the money I was wasting too. I ran at crossing bullets, ducked, and sometimes crawled on my belly. I also had my vest removed. (Because some guy noticed it by the water cooler and and he jerked on it, which put his hands near the top of my breast, while saying it was made for sissies. At which point I gave him a ferocious smile saying that I have BIGGER chest to protect than what he has.)
But I was in the zone!
I was invinsible!
I killed a lot of men!
Then the cute guy who works there fixed my gun too. Then when he gave my gun back to me he said, "There you go. Now you're more beautiful."
Smiling up at him I said thanks.
Overhearing what the guy said Forest butted in "Now, you're making her head bigger than it already is."
"Forest", I said to my stepbrother, "shut up." Then turned around and walked away smiling.