An Indecent Proposal

I have another indecent proposal. My second actually of the serious kind. The first was from a teammate of mine from swimming, Allan S. He said it's time that I should be initiated, and he'll happilly do the deed with me. Then he said I'm lucky that his body was made for loving.
Oh yeah and I used to have a huge crush on him for years. And that happened last year.
So last night I'm having a conversation with my friend from college. The conversation started innocently enough until he had to take his lunchbreak.
Then when he came back my status was in idle mode.
Then he said maybe I'm doing something other than I should be doing then end it with a secretly giggling emoticon.
And I was like, is he implying something? And I thought, maybe not since he considers me like a guy friend in the group. Even like a brother. And I consider him one too.
He opened the topic gently first. Asking again why I still don't have a boyfriend. And I retorted "What for?".
I was asking from a practical point of view.
He took it in an another way.
"So you would know the ways of loving. The fun. The excitement."
"Ohh. No thanks. I'm content on what I have now. I'm better off playing games. No hassles."
"You don't know what you are missing, Ching." he pressed his point.
"You can't lose what you didn't have in the first place, Jeff." I pointed out mine.
"You're not getting any younger, you know." he said.
"Don't worry about me. I'll make sure before I hit menopause that I'll lose my maidenhead. If I can't still find a man by then. I'll rent one." I said while browsing a Medusa guide in DotaPortal.
"Why rent one. I'm here."
"Hmm?" Not taking him seriously, I list down some Items that Medusa needed.
"I could teach you all the ways of loving." He presented.
"That would be like incest." I laughed.
"Incest? Why?" he asked.
"Because I always looked at you as a brother. And so do you. And you know it."
"That was in College."
"So?"
"I was with Jacq then. Now I'm not. We could do this."
"Are you serious?" I asked, and stopped reading the Medusa Guide.
"Yes. What do you think I was doing all along?" He asked.
"Pulling my leg." I started wondering. "Did you started this with Joanne too?"
"No. Why?" he asked.
"Because she's avoiding you." I said.
"No. I just want to hang out with her in the clubs. I think she got annoyed." he laughed.
"Mmmm. I suddenly have a change of heart. I still believe in sex after marriage after all." And I gave him a smiley. "And you'll never marry any girl who isn't in the Eglesia."
"It's just sex Ching."
"Yeah. It's "just". And I'm not that curious about sex. I've read books about it." I replied.
"But it is nothing compared to "hands-on" experience." he laughed.
"Maybe I'll just grope in the dark, like Seth said he wanted it to be." I muttured under my breath.
"So are we doing it when you get back here?" he persisted.
"And what will your girlfriend say about this?" I asked.
"She won't know about it. Anyway, it's not like I should be faithful to her or anything."
I just gave a sigh. "Jeff, I know all about your sexcapades in college. You told me all about it. Wouldn't it be awkward to have sex with somebody who knows all about your sex life?"
"Did I?" he wondered.
"Yes, you did." I have to nudge his memory. "We were in the car and you were pouring out your bitterness about 'The Break-up'."
"Aaahhh."
"Right. And I also know you're big."
"Wha... How did you know?"
"I forgot. But some little birdie told me." I laughed at the pun.
Then there was a heavy silence.
"Why Jeff, are you embarassed?" I amusedly asked.
"Yeah."
After that I started reading DotaPortal again.
"But I'm good." he offered after some time. "And I could make it very enjoyable for you." he added.
"But that's just it", I laugh, "I could enjoy it even without you."